So we make our own fun.
Donkey came to the pool. The girls took one look at him and were convinced that I have a fabulous ass. We spent all day chasing that ass around the pool, making bad jokes.
|Look at that ass in the pool. There's always one, isn't there?|
|Lazy ass hitched a ride with Gertrude.|
|How on earth did you fit that ass into there!?|
|The diving board is broken! Get that ass off of there.|
|Sit that ass down on the slide. No standing.|
|Check out that hot ass in the hot tub!|
|You don't like our rules? Think that lifeguard is a real ass?|
|A real ass? You might be right.|
|Then that ass decided he wasn't going to get out of the pool when we closed.|
|Who can argue with an ass? This is how the morning staff found him.|
|He came back the next night. Silly ass.|
|And the next. That ass thinks he's really funny.|